IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO WILL EAT
WHATEVER YOU PUT IN FRONT OF HIM, AND
NEVER SAY IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS HIS MOTHERS!
...THEN ADOPT A CHIHUAHUA
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE ALWAYS WILLING TO GO
OUT, AT ANY HOUR, FOR AS LONG AND
WHEREVER YOU WANT...
...THEN ADOPT A CHIHUAHUA...
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER TOUCH
THE REMOTE, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL,
AND CAN SIT NEXT TO YOU AS YOU WATCH
ROMANTIC MOVIES
...THEN ADOPT A CHIHUAHUA...
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO IS CONTENT TO GET
ON YOUR BED JUST TO WARM YOUR FEET AND
WHOM YOU CAN PUSH OFF IF HE SNORES
...THEN ADOPT A CHIHUAHUA...
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO NEVER CRITICIZES
WHAT YOU DO,
DOESN'T CARE
IF YOU ARE PRETTY OR UGLY, FAT OR THIN,
YOUNG OR OLD, WHO ACTS AS IF
EVERY WORD YOU SAY IS ESPECIALLY WORTHY
OF LISTENING TO, AND LOVES
YOU UNCONDITIONALLY, PERPETUALLY...
...THEN ADOPT A CHIHUAHUA...
PICTURES ARE OF PUPPIES THAT ARE SOLD AND NOW IN THERE FOREVER HOMES!